The story so far...
It all started with a chat between friends in 2023.
We thought: what if we made some limited-edition Fin vs The Internet Christmas Crackers to create some funny online content? Those grans would have no idea what was coming.
Three minutes later, we’d sold out completely. The penny dropped. It turns out people want to actually laugh around the Christmas dinner table.
Somehow, crackers have become synonymous with terrible jokes.
WHY HAVE WE PUT UP WITH THIS FOR SO LONG?
Well, we’re not any more. We’re here to actually bring laughter back to the table; and to make crackers you’ll be proud to pull.
It’s 2026, we’ve going bigger, and we’re launching a whole brand and multiple crackers from your favourite comedians.
We’re still new to the heady world of crackers, so bear with us, but we’re on a mission to shake things up.
We’re planning to continuing to expand the range, bringing in more brilliant comedians, and create even more great content, jokes and actual belly-wobbling laughter.
We’re here to actually make you laugh around the Christmas dinner table.
FAQs
How can I hear about the new drops first?
The best way to hear about new drops and talent we have each year is by signing up to our mailing list.
We promise not to abuse your inbox and only get in touch when we actually have something interesting to share.
Is there an age restriction on the crackers?
Unless otherwise stated we do have an age restriction of 18+ for cracker sales. Because sometimes the jokes are a little bit naughty; we leave it to your own discretion around the dinner table.
Are the jokes actually funny?
Well it depends on your humour. If you are a fan of the comedian whose crackers you've brought, we like to think you’ll find the jokes funny - we can’t be responsible for the rest of the family though.
What is in the crackers?
The cracker content will vary depending on which crackers you buy. What we can promise you is that we have worked in partnership with the comedian to ensure what’s inside is actually funny. There will always be a hat, a joke, and either a game/gift (or both) and exclusive content to enjoy around the table.
Do you ship outside the UK?
Unfortunately, due to international shipping laws and restrictions, we are only able to deliver to addresses within the United Kingdom (including England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland).
However, we're working on potential solutions to try and get our products to an international audience. We’ll keep you posted.
I pre-ordered, when will I get my crackers?
Depending on the crackers you have bought, this will vary. We will make it as clear as we possibly can with each pre-release when we will start shipping; we’ll also send you an email - so make sure you write your email and address correctly. If you’re concerned and still haven’t received your crackers, please reach out to us on help@comedycrackers.co.uk
When is the last order / shipping date to get crackers for Christmas?
Depending on the crackers you have bought, this will vary. We will make it as clear as we possibly can for each product when the last order date is. When we will start shipping; we’ll also send you an email - so make sure you write your email and address correctly.
Why are my crackers delayed?
We are a small business and a small team, lead times will vary and we will do our very best to resolve any issues or delays.
Please reach out on the contact form or email help@comedycrackers.co.uk and we aim to get back to everyone within 24 hours.
I want to return / exchange / a refund for my crackers. How do I do this?
If your order turns up looking like it's been run through a dishwasher or we've somehow sent you the wrong thing, let us know straight away, by emailing help@comedycrackers.co.uk. We'll check it out for you and if it's our fault, we'll make it right.
If it’s just that you have changed your mind after purchasing, unfortunately we can't offer a return or refund.
Will you be restocking if you sell out this year?
These are exclusive limited edition crackers, so when they are gone, they are gone. We suggest signing up to our mailing list, so you get the heads up on presales and don’t miss your chance.
I’m a comedian / manager / agent - can I work with you?
We would love to hear from you. Drop us an email at hello@comedycrackers.co.uk. Let's chat.