{"title":"OUR 2026 COMEDY CRACKERS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThree ways to make Christmas dinner considerably less boring.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"2026-fin-taylors-christmas-crackers-uk-europe-edition","title":"Fin Taylor's 2026 Christmas Crackers","description":"\u003cp\u003eAfter a total sell-out for a third year in a row, Fin’s outrageous Christmas Crackers are back. Because nothing says Christmas like seeing your mother-in-law read out a joke about pegging!*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncluded in each box:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6 x Christmas Crackers (with snaps)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn exclusive Christmas message from Fin \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA Fin Taylor sticker sheet \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach cracker contains:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn exclusive Fin vs the Internet joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA brand new Fin vs History parlour game card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA classic paper crown\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThere are two versions of the crackers. Same box, completely different jokes. 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Got to host a festive Friendsmas this year and want funny crackers with guaranteed merriment?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell look no further than \u003cem\u003eWilly’s Ultimate Christmas Hosting Kit\u003c\/em\u003e, our newest range to join the Comedy Crackers family. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncluded in each box:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6 x Christmas Crackers with snaps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn exclusive Christmas message from Will\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA Classic Christmas Dinner game with a Willy twist\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach cracker contains:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn original Willy joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAn exclusive WhatWillyCook Christmas recipe \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA classic paper crown\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you like good food, good jokes, good fun and good old-fashioned yuletide filth, then these are the Crackers for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e18+ only. These crackers are for delivery to the UK and Europe only. Shipping will begin in November for pre-sale orders. For UK standard orders, estimated delivery will be 24 hours or 48 hours tracked. For EU standard orders, estimated delivery will be 7 working days following purchase. For rest-of-world delivery, please see Worldwide edition snapless crackers.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA note for international customers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour checkout total covers the crackers and delivery only. It does\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003enot\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003einclude any import duties, local taxes, tariffs, customs fees or carrier handling charges. 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Our crackers are made with one aim: to actually make you laugh. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eFunny Christmas crackers for grown-ups, with jokes written by professional comedians \u003c\/span\u003eand an exclusive dinner party game designed to liven up even the most boring Christmas meal. No plastic tat, all made in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeaturing \u003c\/span\u003ejokes by award-winning comedians Rob Moriarty and Samira Banks, and Live at the Apollo star Finlay Christie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet's have fun this Christmas!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCrackers are 18+ only, the jokes are hilarious (even if we are biased), but they're of a naughty nature and do include some profanities. 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